Does London have a little blow problem?
The Sunday Telegraph ran some tests on the Thames River, and figured that every day the equivalent of 80,000 lines of cocaine are dumped into the water after passing though the users' and city's plumbing.
Doing some extrapolating, the paper figured that means 1 out of 25 Londoner's are tooting up regularly (or a smaller share is doing a whole lot of the stuff).
Understandably, officials are calling the results evidence of a "health care time bomb."